Mariana, 16, Florida.

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

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internetboy69:

Lorde was 4 yrs old when Katy released her first album and still got a Grammy first

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dsogdsg:

sqvad:

trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

this post is stupid as hell

case in point 

(via urinaters)

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elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

(via urinaters)

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refridgerator:

when you stay up all night doing hw and the teacher doesn’t collect it

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(via 100kplusnotes)

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riddlemehiddleston:

riddlemehiddleston:

I’M HOME ALONE AND MY PARENTS FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER

DON’T YOU DARE REBLOG THIS I MIGHT GET SUED 

(via hi)

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bagmilk:

eating really nasty food at someones house

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(via breebree314)

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rawrrritstatiana:

bruno mars fangirling over pete wentz will forever be my favorite thing in the world.

rawrrritstatiana:

bruno mars fangirling over pete wentz will forever be my favorite thing in the world.

(via fat-and-pretentious)

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mayormills:

that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet

(via fat-and-pretentious)

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babybuttercups:

chocolateisedible:

babybuttercups:

why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that

cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it. 

do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together

(Source: luuuvbug, via mommaboob)

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kaylainthetardis:

amoracomplex:

dirtrider333:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

*mic-drop*

(via mommaboob)

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honig-topf:

happykelso:

gilliananderson:

mydesires-br:

Guilherme Leão he is from the brazilian subway security from the city of São Paulo and is also a model (1/2)

 

Take me…..to the police station

#moving

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