Mariana / 17 / Florida.

virginsacrificer:

"do u want the rest of my food"

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"here u can have them"

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(via tuot-baise)

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18 minutes ago

kagezukami:

*does the naruto run down the aisle at my wedding*

(via dlubes)

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1 hour ago

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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(via bendydick-cumonmybatch)

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1 hour ago

Michelle Williams  (via cultivate-solitude)

(Source: psych-facts, via ironbluebell)

I want to be like water. I want to slip through fingers, but hold up a ship.
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1 hour ago
cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

(Source: radicalravenclaw, via orgasmic-humor)

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1 hour ago

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: baeddelbutch, via sendforme)

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1 hour ago

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(via sendforme)

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1 hour ago
turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

(Source: matthejew, via linnealovesfood)

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1 hour ago

(via solacity)

(Source: anachronica, via linnealovesfood)

if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands
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1 hour ago

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

(via dlubes)

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1 day ago