Mariana / 17 / Florida.

metal-rider:

jennikeatts:

focusbtch:

syrianlady:

This will happen when you leave men alone with babies.

facking hell i cant stop laughing

I like how in the first one he shakes the baby to make it grab the candy

So the moral of the story is leave men a lone with babies

(Source: onlylolgifs, via potterhead3399)

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15 hours ago
foie:


thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

(Source: reddit.com, via orgasmic-humor)

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15 hours ago

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via feministbicycles)

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15 hours ago

gnarly:

when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you

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(via dlubes)

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15 hours ago

doncoster:

how about the fact that the quality of your education is directly based on the teacher you have

(Source: spookyzaynie, via charlotte-corday)

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15 hours ago
dopexsociety:

This the realest s*** I seen in a minute

dopexsociety:

This the realest s*** I seen in a minute

(via feministbicycles)

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1 day ago

em0rexia:

jamtards:

I’m so easily amused oh my fucking god but the pepper what the fuck

image

LoOK HOW SHOCKED THE PLUG SOCKET ON THE WALL IS OMF G

(via sendforme)

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1 day ago

clusterphoque:

do you ever get weirded out by the fact that everyone around you is constantly within their own mind and thinking a million secret thoughts and battling internal struggles just like you and that you’re not the only one who thinks these things and that the people around you aren’t just faces meant to fill up your life but they’re actually really deep people who have a lot more to them than you ever actually even think about

(Source: spookyphoque, via sendforme)

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1 day ago
kilowatts:

i can’t stop reblogging this omg

kilowatts:

i can’t stop reblogging this omg

(Source: humortrain, via feministbicycles)

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1 day ago
thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade

(Source: katara, via fuckyeahloldemort)

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1 day ago