Mariana, 16, Florida.
rawrrritstatiana:

bruno mars fangirling over pete wentz will forever be my favorite thing in the world.

rawrrritstatiana:

bruno mars fangirling over pete wentz will forever be my favorite thing in the world.

(via fat-and-pretentious)

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mayormills:

that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet

(via fat-and-pretentious)

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babybuttercups:

chocolateisedible:

babybuttercups:

why are girls expected to go through an experimental lesbian phase but u never hear about dudes goin gay for a while whats up w/ that

cause that would be realllllly weird, unlike girls doing it. guys actually like when girls do it. 

do me a favor and staple all your fingertips together

(Source: luuuvbug, via mommaboob)

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kaylainthetardis:

amoracomplex:

dirtrider333:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever

You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.

*mic-drop*

(via mommaboob)

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honig-topf:

happykelso:

gilliananderson:

mydesires-br:

Guilherme Leão he is from the brazilian subway security from the city of São Paulo and is also a model (1/2)

 

Take me…..to the police station

#moving

(via mommaboob)

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lucifersbetterthanyou:

sandslashing:

punkgoesbridget:

cumber-bitches:

peenslayer:

in australia we actually have a tv channel called ‘7mate’

well in britain we have a tv channel called ‘dave’ and if you missed a programme on it, you can watch that programme an hour later on their other channel called ‘dave ja vu’

in america we have this tv channel called FOX and it’s not even about foxes

it just has lies

so that’s what the fox says

(via mommaboob)

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katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

(Source: baebees, via mommaboob)

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full-timebullshitter asked: Your blog is hilarious, I loove it :)


Answer:

officialwhitegirls:

gloomyteens:

Living up to the url

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hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

(Source: dextrgrif, via mommaboob)

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parishiltonsexslave:

me when writing an essay

(Source: bgcfavs, via hi)

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gogetthatbody:

k-lionheart:

themaidenofthetree:

I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment.

This is groundbreaking

this is my third time rebloging this today. this is so important.

(via mommaboob)

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oomshi:

time to do some spring cleaning

*wipes crumbs off bed*

done

(via mommaboob)

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douhgnut:

why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed

(via mommaboob)

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dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

(via bendydick-cumonmybatch)

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