Mariana / 17 / Florida.
trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

(via bendydick-cumonmybatch)

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8 hours ago
Being sick in Elementary:Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school:OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College:did I have class today
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8 hours ago

wrapyourselfaroundmyfinger:

jonny-poopoo-pants:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

For The First Time Ever, All Four Eyewitness Accounts of The Murder of Michael Brown Put In Chronological OrderThe most detailed side-by-side telling of each eyewitness account of the Mike Brown murder in chronological order #JusticeForMichaelBrown [@ShaunKing]

Reblog the fuck out of this

BOOST^^^^^^^

(via artificial-boobs)

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90990
Posted
8 hours ago
qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

(Source: thefakeoriginal, via sendforme)

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102193
Posted
8 hours ago

snorlaxatives:

the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school

(via feministbicycles)

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215293
Posted
8 hours ago

trust:

when you mistake an 8 year old for Ariana Grande

(via linnealovesfood)

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229676
Posted
8 hours ago
aznmaddy:

white people who literally just don’t get it: a memoir

aznmaddy:

white people who literally just don’t get it: a memoir

(via dlubes)

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114519
Posted
8 hours ago

*uses tumblr mobile for 5 minutes*

sixpathsofbrule:

coalgirls:

*images dont load*
*battery drains to 30% scrolling through grey boxes*

*uses 2 gigs of data*

(via feministbicycles)

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65507
Posted
8 hours ago

etheral-merkabah:

blazepress:

Love at first sight is dangerous.

This is so cool.

(via linnealovesfood)

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234012
Posted
8 hours ago

pauliewantsacracker:

when your teacher gossips about other teachers

image

(Source: radthai, via brenoe)

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425535
Posted
11 hours ago

nilincartierwellsfuyutsukifanfic:

songofages:

This was ad-libbed by the voice actor, Craig Ferguson and they chose to keep it in because they loved it. Kids won’t get it but adults will be thinking “did he just imply what I think he implied?”

And later the director confirmed it.

DeBlois revealed that, the reason Gobber never got married, is because he is homosexual. This makes him the first homosexual character of the franchise, and even DreamWorks itself.

image

(Source: starrdork, via brenoe)

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150531
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11 hours ago